Recently I realized that I like to repeat not just character types, but character ensembles. And my lack of creativity scared me.
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Some albums, books, or other cultural artifacts look very “of their time.” Others—at least in retrospect—look like downright time-travelers.
And a recent impulse buy has graced me with the most bizarrely timeless cover art I’ve ever seen.
Continue reading “The 5 Most Futuristic Covers Of All Space-Time”‘Tis the Season to Relax-y
I wiped out hard this holiday season.
Continue reading “‘Tis the Season to Relax-y”The Polar Express (2004): Best Christmas Action Since Die Hard?
Part 5 of the Christmas Movie Watchstravaganza
Almost Christmas
Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square
It’s a Wonderful Life
The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus
The Polar Express
Wikipedia states that the book this movie adapts “was praised for its…calm, relaxing storyline.”
I have no clue what happened to that.
Continue reading “The Polar Express (2004): Best Christmas Action Since Die Hard?”The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (1985): The OTHER Santa Origin Story
Part 4 of the Christmas Movie Watchstravaganza
Almost Christmas
Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square
It’s a Wonderful Life
The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus
The Polar Express
“There is no religion. Friars are bad. Buddha is bad. There are no gods, there is no cycle of rebirth. The only church is the Church of Santa Claus.” So sayeth the Rankin/Bass Santa origin myth we didn’t exactly need.
Continue reading “The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (1985): The OTHER Santa Origin Story”It’s a Wonderful Life (1946): Still Refreshing After 75 Years
Part 3 of the Christmas Movie Watchstravaganza
Almost Christmas
Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square
It’s a Wonderful Life
The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus
The Polar Express
I promised myself that this year, I wouldn’t just watch whatever Christmas special I happened to spot first on a library shelf or on the airwaves. I’d also set out to watch at least one film regarded as a classic. And I wasn’t disappointed.
Continue reading “It’s a Wonderful Life (1946): Still Refreshing After 75 Years”Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square (2020) Haunts My Dreams
Part 2 of the Christmas Movie Watchstravaganza
Almost Christmas
Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square
It’s a Wonderful Life
The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus
The Polar Express
In this film, Dolly Parton fertilizes a woman by pointing at her skirt and making it glow.
Continue reading “Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square (2020) Haunts My Dreams”Almost Christmas (2016) Is Weirder Than You Think
Part 1 of the Christmas Movie Watchstravaganza
Almost Christmas
Dolly Parton’s Christmas on the Square
It’s a Wonderful Life
The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus
The Polar Express
This holiday season is starting off with a sweet-potato-flavored bang.
Continue reading “Almost Christmas (2016) Is Weirder Than You Think”End the Slog: How to Write, Finish, and Have Fun Doing It
So you’ve written 500 pages of your novel. Problem: you need a hundred more before you finish. And it’s really wearing on you.
Continue reading “End the Slog: How to Write, Finish, and Have Fun Doing It”NEWSBLAST: December 2023
This is a free sample of the update posts I’ll now be uploading to my Patreon monthly. Check it out!!
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