movies Archives · Joi Massat

NEWSBLAST: December 2023

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Fluke (1995): More Like This Movie Was A Fluke

Ah, Fluke. Yet another bizarre, oddly compelling movie that has no right to be oddly compelling. Or bizarre, really. I mean, it’s a dog movie. All it had to be was a dog movie.

Top 5 Most Epic Blondie Movie Endings, Presented Without Context

Are you a Blondie superfan? Neither am I. Thanks to my funnypaper-reading daddie and my movie buff mommie, though, I’ve absorbed Blondie knowledge all my life against my will. Here are my picks for the top 5 most entertaining Blondie movies, ranked purely by their last 5-50 seconds of runtime.

The Cowboy Way: The Shit You Find on Cable

In my opinion, the ideal way to show this film is in the background.

Spaceballs and My Life with Parody Film

My first exposure to Spaceballs was as a kid of around six years old sitting on the family room floor. It was on that floor that I also watched my father watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 and the Star Trek episode about tribbles, about how troublesome they were. On a similar floor in later years, I would come to watch my father watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Kung Pow, and a “Weird Al” Yankovic anthology. Spoofy things. Sci-fi things. In-joke things.

I say “I watched my father watch” deliberately, because I had no interest in these things.

She’s a Slob: Funnywomen and My Very Limited Experience with Gross-Out Comedy

Bridesmaids (2011) pic from around the web. What's going on? I dunno, I think she's shitting?

Maybe I should watch a Melissa McCarthy movie soon, eh?