I didn’t want to grade papers, so I made a game for myself. I know, I’m the teacher, the role model, the honorary adult as it were, but, to be fair, this is my first time playing this sort of make-believe. So I wasn’t always this immature.
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“That old man’s still not dead?”
Just one of my reactions to this epic tome.
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I can’t believe the fiftieth anniversary of Scooby-Doo just crept up on me, despite me having written about The Fifty Names of Scooby-Doo.
Ruh-roh.
Continue reading “Retrospective: Fifty Years of Scooby-Doo!”Review: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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It turns out that the first major consequence of Lord Voldemort’s return to power is the institution of the No Wizard Left Behind program.
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I’m still finishing Order of the Phoenix (it’s way too long). In the meantime, maybe this’ll wet your whistle.
It’s Harry time.
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If Prisoner of Azkaban was “darkness to light,” then Goblet is a search for balance.
Continue reading “Review: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”First Impressions: Pyrebound (A Web Novel)
Since time before record, the worlds of Ki and Kur have been entangled. Every fourth day, the boundaries of space and time are disturbed, so that each world is seemingly transposed with the other, and an alien sun rises in its sky, with catastrophic results. The light of Kur’s star is deadly to the life of Ki, and vice versa; every contact between the creatures of the two worlds likewise produces only violence, corruption, and decay. Yet contact is frequent enough, on the fourth day when the barriers put up by nature are thin and porous. Over many years each world has been colonized by invaders born under its enemy’s sun, spreading disease and death.
Civilized life still exists on Ki, but only at great cost. For those who are unwilling or unable to pay that price, there are other ways to live as well—but they are far from pleasant.
This is a review of chapters 1-3 of Pyrebound, a fantasy novel originating as a web serial. When this post was first written in May 2019, it was still publishing
Continue reading “First Impressions: Pyrebound (A Web Novel)”From “Virtual War” by Gloria Skurzynski
Continue reading “From “Virtual War” by Gloria Skurzynski”“Now, Corgan, how did you get that broken skin on your hand?”
“Dammit, Mendor, I told you I don’t know.”
Mendor’s gasp was like a gale blowing through the Box.
“Where did you learn that word, Corgan?”
“What word?” But he knew exactly the word Mendor meant.
Review: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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What a lumpy book.
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I was wrong. This isn’t Matilda: The Fantasy YA Series. It’s Rugrats: The Fantasy YA Series.
Think about it.
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